what she says: i'm fine
what she means: the bourgeoisie is just as necessary a precondition for the socialist revolution as is the proletariat itself.
pleasecornetobrazil: pleasecornetobrazil: im not high mom im just happy happy i blazed that dank ass weed
zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever
arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood
ask-hiccup-and-jack: prussiass: ...
thelifeandtimesofagaymer: pariah—carey: de-la-dicks: kristenwiiggle: “but the bible say-“ Everytime I see this photo set in a post I always reblog Jamie Lee what are you doing Jamie Lee why is he receiving your scorn like that what did he do I love you Actually, that’s apparently a female friend of hers. They got into an argument at lunch and her friend ended up leaving the...
mustardelbow: carneron: hyungstrider: a boyfren supposed 2 make ur panties wet not ur eyes<33 girlfren suppose 2 make ur dick hard not ur life <33 u two should go out
flipphones: shouldnt have had that second cupcake i moaned as i reached for my ninth
voldemortandco: zubat: Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family. are you canadian
sirenss: I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them
dogesexual: i remember those days when i followed such a small number of blogs and i was able to scroll through all the posts i missed when i was sleeping and come back to the one i left off on the day before
danadelions: ja ja ja ja ja a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex??? you decide
the-lonely-scottish-guy: lambrojolio: WHAT IF YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE AND YOU SAW THE BULGE AT THEIR CROTCH AND THOUGHT IT WAS A BONER SO YOU TOOK OFF THEIR BOXERS AND THIS TINY AIRPLANE JUST TOOK OFF AND FLEW INTO THE SKY AND THEIR ENTIRE CROTCH WAS JUST A MINIATURE AIRPORT WHAT WOULD YOU DO ask for directions to the cockpit?
the-saint-jimmy: jacoblasher: jeffmangumssweatercollection: centiqueefhz: on a scale of 1 to 10 how punk are you 182 41 is green day a number?