May 2013
8 posts
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: the bourgeoisie is just as necessary a precondition for the socialist revolution as is the proletariat itself.
pleasecornetobrazil:
pleasecornetobrazil:
im not high mom im just happy
happy i blazed that dank ass weed
April 2013
14 posts
zombikki:
veganasfuck:
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
arasellle:
justheroverthere:
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
pureblood
woooord →
March 2013
68 posts
ask-hiccup-and-jack:
prussiass:
...
thelifeandtimesofagaymer:
pariah—carey:
de-la-dicks:
kristenwiiggle:
“but the bible say-“
Everytime I see this photo set in a post I always reblog
Jamie Lee what are you doing Jamie Lee why is he receiving your scorn like that what did he do I love you
Actually, that’s apparently a female friend of hers. They got into an argument at lunch and her friend ended up leaving the...
mustardelbow:
carneron:
hyungstrider:
a boyfren supposed 2 make ur panties wet not ur eyes<33
girlfren suppose 2 make ur dick hard not ur life <33
u two should go out
flipphones:
shouldnt have had that second cupcake i moaned as i reached for my ninth
voldemortandco:
zubat:
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
sirenss:
I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them
dogesexual:
i remember those days when i followed such a small number of blogs and i was able to scroll through all the posts i missed when i was sleeping and come back to the one i left off on the day before
danadelions:
ja ja ja ja ja a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex??? you decide
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
lambrojolio:
WHAT IF YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE AND YOU SAW THE BULGE AT THEIR CROTCH AND THOUGHT IT WAS A BONER SO YOU TOOK OFF THEIR BOXERS AND THIS TINY AIRPLANE JUST TOOK OFF AND FLEW INTO THE SKY AND THEIR ENTIRE CROTCH WAS JUST A MINIATURE AIRPORT WHAT WOULD YOU DO
ask for directions to the cockpit?
the-saint-jimmy:
jacoblasher:
jeffmangumssweatercollection:
centiqueefhz:
on a scale of 1 to 10 how punk are you
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is green day a number?
