Wayward Heart

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: the bourgeoisie is just as necessary a precondition for the socialist revolution as is the proletariat itself.

hadapurpura:

st0ners-with—b0ners:

piercingsandolivia:

crying omg

me

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES

petitetiaras:

Ariel and Eric spend their honeymoon at Magic Kingdom.

pleasecornetobrazil:

pleasecornetobrazil:

im not high mom im just happy

happy i blazed that dank ass weed

mayb8e:

thatfuckingcrowv2:

dajeve:

High School Student gives a lesson to its teacher at Duncanville

i thought he was rapping at first but he wasn’t rhyming

nosdrinker takin em to church

:o)!!!!!!!!!

jayg4tsby:

Things I did not realize as an eleven year old: luke can get it

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.

this is the best joke ever